Desc: Win, Place or Steal: Directed by Richard Bailey. With Dean Stockwell, Russ Tamblyn, Alex Karras, Alan Oppenheimer. Friends have 2 things in common:1) they like to bet on the horses 2) they invariably lose. They scheme to steal one of the track's betting machines, so they could print winning tickets and recoup the money they've lost over the years, but things don't go as planned.